Saturday, January 17, 2009
Bowlhead
Dear all you Drug Warriors and elected money-squanderers...I am a lost cause. This means that I'm watching a television program geared towards a younger demographic (in Marketingspeak) and one of your ads pops up telling me how if I smoke pot I'll be unable to play a team sport, or I'll impregnate an underage girl, or act menacingly at my little sister's birthday party (that one should be up for an award. Heartwrenching. Seriously) My THC-soaked cerebrum won't allow to accept what you say as fact. I tried to read about Marijuana studies that confirmed its negative effects like my addiction counselor told me to. I tried to have an open mind. I really did. Sadly the cumulative effect of the things y'all have done without my consent over the past 60 years has led to this. I. Don't. Trust. You. And I'm not one for conspiracies. I just know when I'm right, and this is wrong. Hopefully, Mr. Obama will follow with the changes he's promised. I'm tired of this ultraconservative bullshit. Barack is in the Building
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment